· Kelowna
Slow walk, strong drink, cold finish.
Woodhaven is quiet in a way that downtown never is — the cottonwoods and the creek path give you room to actually talk before the night picks up. Skinny Duke's shifts the register completely: dim, deliberate, a little dressed up. Moo-Lix at the end is the right kind of silly after somewhere that serious.
The route
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Per stop
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lower_mission · walk
Take the loop trail that winds through the wetland edge — the light through the cottonwoods in the late afternoon is genuinely worth the detour. It's flat and easy, which means you're walking side by side the whole time instead of single file. Head out before the hour is up so you're not rushing the drive downtown.
downtown · cocktail bar
The Negroni on tap is the move — it's dialed in and comes fast. If you're both indecisive, ask the bartender for their pick; they'll ask you two questions and get it right. Grab a booth if one's open, or the end of the bar where you can watch the room without being in it.
Negroni on tap. Order the bartender's choice if you can't decide.
pandosy · ice cream
Get the soft serve — the twist cone is the classic for a reason, and the portions are generous without being absurd. Stand outside and eat it; there's no graceful way to eat soft serve at a table anyway. It's a five-minute walk from the parking lot back to the car, which is exactly how long you need.
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